K Fed... K Yikes!

Okay.... so how scary is the K Fed guy? I mean really. The sad thing is that I used to find Britney pretty hot. I'm sorry, but stick a hot girl in a school girl uniform and I'm pretty much there. No wait, I'm not sorry. ANYWAY, but then this whole Kevin skank-a-thon thing happened and now I just can't get it for her anymore. And have you heard that PopoZao song? Oh yikes it's scary! FRIGHTENING. Michael Myers scary. Yeah, that's right, dude in a white mask with a knife in your house scary. Plus, I am a totally color blind person who believes everyone has their goods and their bads, but I hafta say what we're all thinking.... does this dude know he's white? Not that he's trying to "act black", more like he's trying to "act Brazillian" or...whatever language Papa-whats-it-called comes from. I don't care if you dig the music and the clothes, just don't talk like you're from deep Compten when you're married to southern fried Britney freakin' Spears, ok? And the song is just on a whole new level of suck anyway. Granted, I'm more of a heavy metal type girl, but I can be open minded....to things that DON"T suck! Geez! And he just looks greasy, doesn't he? He looks...smarmy. Is that a word? Cuz he looks it! In 15 yrs he is going to completely morph into that uncle all the kids are uncomfortable with. He just needs to shut up, sit down, and thank God in heaven that he got lucky enough to get Britney Spears lookin like he looks! (Even if he has totally drug her down to trailer trash level... poor thing.) I know she's not the smartest cookie out there, and boy do I know that from watching that show Caos like once, but surely she knows she can do better than Mr. Wangsta grease boy 2006. Right? Doesn't she? Britney! Honey! Yoohooo! Wake up off the I've-lost-my-mind trip and run! Take the mini KFed tot and run!! I might have to call 911 or something, although I don't know if she could possibly recover from what Mr. Smarmy has done to her reputation.