The Secret Life of Plain Jane - And the adventure of exploitation begins.

What do you do when you’re leading a double/secret life? Broadcast it all over the internet, of course. At least that’s what I’ve decided to do. And just what is it about humans that makes us wanna fling our personal going-ons all over the net anyway? I don’t know, but I’m on board!

So here goes. I work for “the city”, a job I consider as part of “the man”, (not as in male, just as in- down with the man!)dealing with far more crap than can be humane or healthy, but which is always interesting/embarrassing/and or infuriating. Which city? Not so important. All that is important to know is that I am surrounded by a bunch of rednecks who don’t like me because I don’t shoot and kill animals while drinking beer. I just don’t fit in with those darn multi-taskers!

Thankfully, I only have to see these guys for about ten minutes a day. At most. You’d think that wouldn’t be so bad. Oh… but it is. Bad enough to hurl me into this blog binge in the making. They are all hairy, sweaty, for the most part overweight, wanna-be cowboys who refer to me as “the weirdo girl”. I’m 30, not married, and not a single mom. I’m into heavy metal, still dye my hair pink, like to go to concerts, and am... I like to think, still very youthful. In a good way, of course. Not in that pesky need-to-grow up sort of way.

So since all that makes me weird, along with not liking country music, dip, or cowboy boots… just imagine what will happen if they ever find out I’m gay. Which has its probabilities since I’m also a struggling writer, doing all I can to claw my way out of this small town.

Why would my writing “out” me to the good ol’ boys? Because the editor who has taken an interest in my work insists that ass kicking Amazon women, (on a life or death quest mind you), have more than enough time for sex. And I’ve branched out into fan fiction to practice this. NC17 fan fiction, by the way. I seem to have quite the knack for it too.... I don’t know how I feel about that, but anyway.

So I figured, what the heck! Might as well broadcast all my personal irritations/escapades in a blog for all the wrong people to find. At least while I’m risking my own neck I’ll also be exposing, pointing fingers, and fighting the evil forces synonymous with The Man and The Rednecks!